So Here’s the Thing

If you ever feel the need to say of your relationship, “I don’t fear [him/her] every day,” that is, to put it in the vernacular, a fucking bad sign.  That is the sign that you should have already started divorce proceedings, or perhaps simply packed and moved with no forwarding address.

I say this to the Internet in general because I can’t say it to the person who prompted me to think it; she’d be ever so insulted.