Flying Spaghetti Monster

First, read this. Then, start composing your own letter to the Kansas School Board about the glories of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Mine is in the percolating stages, but it's starting to bubble quickly.

A Couple of Shorts

RIVER: If you go there, you will die.


This Is Just To Say
I have given back
the merchandise
that you hired us
to steal

and also
I am returning
the money
you paid us

Forgive me
you didn’t
tell us
it was medicine